HAVE YOU HEARD?
Have you heard the latest news?
Grab your hat and shine those shoes!
Take a journey to peruse
your local high street! Join those queues!
Have you heard what we now say?
No more death, as of today!
Tell your mates to come and play!
The virus simply… went away!
Have you heard, there’s been a shift:
the illness upped and left — so swift!
Show that smile! Don’t be miffed!
(Don’t think of Cummings — get my drift?)
(Don’t think of Cummings — get my drift?)
Have you heard these new logistics?
You’re not people, you’re statistics.
