Tuesday, 30 June 2026

Fire Hazard

An electrician came

to look behind the fridge-freezer

and said it was a fire hazard.

The wiring wasn’t done correctly.

For ten years I’ve been living in this flat

and the whole time there it was –

the fire hazard

waiting right in front of me.

And for forty years I’ve been living

in this world

with fire hazards everywhere.

Most of the rooms around here

don’t have windows

to escape from

and jump out of any window

and you simply land face-flat

in dry kindling anyway.

The floors are a fire hazard.

The walls are a fire hazard.

That line that separates

the land from the sky

is really a wire leading to a box of TNT.

The whole place is ready to blow.

I look at the moon

out the window at night,

casting faint light across the trees

in the park.

Come the morning

we’ll hear cries of abandon

from the swings and slides;

the quickening breath

of the crackling asphalt. 


Joshua Seigal


Thursday, 25 June 2026

Come and Look at Bluebell!

Lounging on the table top

Splayed out in a belly flop 

Pretty as a movie prop – 

Come and look at Bluebell!


Curled up in a little heap 

Smiling in the grip of sleep 

Snoozing soundly, nice and deep – 

Come and look at Bluebell!


Loafing on the windowsill

Like a lumpy-bumpy hill 

Grab that camera! Have your fill – 

Come and look at Bluebell!


Munching plastic, yum yum yum 

Naughty kitty! Bad for tum!

(Now she stops and licks her bum…)

Come and look at Bluebell!


Joshua Seigal




Wednesday, 24 June 2026

Album Recommendation - 'Heartworms' by Whipping Boy

In Year 8, aged about thirteen, a friend lent me a copy of Nirvana's 'Nevermind'. I'd never heard any Nirvana before. About a minute into the album, I thought wow - this is one of the best things I have ever heard, and at the end of the opening song I was convinced that I had just heard the best song ever. Then the second song kicked in and it was somehow even better, or at least as good, and this feeling was maintained throughout the entirety of the album. I then went straight back to the beginning and listened to it all over again, and did this pretty solidly for about three or four years. Ever since then, I have never felt the same way about an album. Sure, there have been many albums I've loved, but not in the same way as 'Nevermind', where each song completely blew me away. Well, I've just had a comparable experience, and I'd like to share it. The band is Whipping Boy, and the album is 1995's 'Heartworms'. It's often cited as among the best Irish rock albums ever made, but the band never garnered even 100th of the attention they deserved. It's an incredible album, and I highly recommend that you give it a listen. Who knows, maybe one or two of you will have a similar transcental experience to mine. Here they are on Jools Holland, doing a similar thing to what Fontaines DC have gone on to do. Only Whipping Boy did it earlier, and better. Enjoy:



Saturday, 20 June 2026

The Hope

In my hands, I’m holding

this unbearably heavy ball of hope. 

Watch me fold under its gravity. 


Come, help heft this globe

of hope for me, that I might rest

awhile, and replenish my strength.


Joshua Seigal


Wednesday, 17 June 2026

The Comedian

You’re about to go onstage

when she calls you up

to say her mum is sick. 


You’re about to go onstage

when you catch a glimpse of BBC News – 

Russia is going to test Article 5. 


You’re about to go onstage

when an urgent email from HMRC

hits your inbox. 


You’re about to go onstage

when you realise that everything

is so fragile, 


so insecure, so unsafe

that the only thing clasping the world together

is this moment – 


the faces that await you;

the lullabies

in their laughter.


Joshua Seigal


Thursday, 11 June 2026

Poems Published in Fabulous New Football Anthology

I am delighted to announce that I have no less than ELEVEN poems published in a fabulous new poetry anthology of football poems: 


Here is a little sample, inspired (unfortunately) by the team I support. No prizes for guessing who they are!


Everyone, do go online a buy the book!!!




Wednesday, 10 June 2026

On Writing a Poem About Parenthood

How can I write

a poem about parenthood?

they ask, incredulous.

I have never been a parent.

I have never brought up children.


No, I have never been a parent, I reply. 

But I have been a child. 


Joshua Seigal


Wednesday, 3 June 2026

The Form

She told me to sign the form

but the name just wouldn’t come out. 


From the tip of my pen, my own name

simply refused to be written. I kept wondering


what the hell was wrong with me, asked

for more paper, tried again and again


but the letters wouldn’t form the correct structure.

I wrote JOHN instead of JOSHUA.


John is my dad’s name. My dad’s. Not mine.

She gave me new paper. Said I still had time. 


Joshua Seigal