I just can’t help but rhyme.
I do it all the time.
I crowbar it into my poems
and sometimes it doesn’t…slime.
I’m a rhyming kind of guy.
Don’t even ask me why.
Perhaps I shouldn’t force it though
since everyone says that…pie.
See rhyming is just what I do.
I’m a rhymer through and through.
I often try to shoehorn it
when people think it's…moo.
Sometimes it makes no sense
but I can’t sit on the fence,
so I’ll simply go and cram it in
even when I...hence.