BUNKER BABY
Behold the Bunker Baby
in the cradle where he lies.
He throws his temper tantrums
and emits pathetic cries.
He will not use his potty.
He’s a snotty little brat.
He eats and tweets and beats his meat
beneath his MAGA hat.
He sucks his pacifier
as his country’s left to rot,
and from his oval orifice
he shits himself a lot.
SAD!
