GIVE A BOO
For the boozing and the cheating, give a boo.
For the braying and the bleating, give a boo.
For the families not eating
in the bedsits with no heating;
for the sacked-off COBRA meeting, give a boo.
For the chancer on the make, give a boo.
For the cronies on the take, give a boo.
For humility that’s fake;
for the fat, priapic rake
with the morals of a snake, give a boo.
For Churchillian delusion, give a boo.
For the Latinate effusion, give a boo.
For the perilous profusion
of collusion and confusion;
there can be just one conclusion: give a boo.
For the bodies piled high, give a boo.
For the crooked Eton tie, give a boo.
For the bluster and the lie
let’s give him his last goodbye
while we howl to the sky
with a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
