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Saturday 4 June 2022

a poem about Boris Johnson being booed at the Platinum Jubilee

GIVE A BOO


For the boozing and the cheating, give a boo.

For the braying and the bleating, give a boo. 

For the families not eating

in the bedsits with no heating;

for the sacked-off COBRA meeting, give a boo. 


For the chancer on the make, give a boo. 

For the cronies on the take, give a boo. 

For humility that’s fake;

for the fat, priapic rake

with the morals of a snake, give a boo. 


For Churchillian delusion, give a boo. 

For the Latinate effusion, give a boo. 

For the perilous profusion 

of collusion and confusion; 

there can be just one conclusion: give a boo. 


For the bodies piled high, give a boo. 

For the crooked Eton tie, give a boo. 

For the bluster and the lie

let’s give him his last goodbye

while we howl to the sky

with a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!