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Wednesday, 10 March 2021

TWO LIMERICKS

There was an old snowflake called Piers

Who dished out his dogshit for years

But when someone came

And played him at this game

He careered from the cameras in tears.


There was an an old fart, name of Morgan

Who had all the charm of a gorgon

He bashed Princess Meggy

And now, with face eggy,

He sits home and bashes his organ…