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Thursday, 11 March 2021

THE MONSTER

looks like you.

He wears the same kind of clothes as you

and goes to the same parties.

The monster listens to the same records as you

and has similar opinions

on the merits of various bands.

The monster may even support

the same football team as you

and be as highly regarded in his workplace

as you are in yours. 

In fact, if someone saw you and the monster

side by side

one wouldn’t be able to tell

which was the monster

and which was the nice bloke. 


And of course you are

a nice bloke


aren’t you?



(serving police officer arrested on suspicion of murder, 11/03/21)