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Tuesday, 2 February 2021

A poem to commemorate the lifting of the lockdown on the Isle of Man

 UNLIKELY THINGS TO SAY (ONLY ONE OF WHICH IS TRUE)

I hope I get a driving ban

I want to date my great-great-gran

I’m really quite the Nickelback fan


I wish I lived on the Isle of Man


I’ll swap my E-Type for a van

I’ll bash myself with a frying pan

I need to join the Ku Klux Klan


I wish I lived on the Isle of Man


Sod Coco Pops, I love All-Bran

I like to eat from the garbage can

Let’s add some dog turds to that flan


I wish I lived on the Isle of Man...
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