Creatures of the ursine variety tend to defecate in wooded areas
The Pope is an adherent of the Catholic faith
If you have a nut allergy it might be inadvisable to consume a nut
Hitler was not particularly well disposed toward Jewish people
Jimmy Savile would have made a less-than-desirable babysitter
If you put an L in her name it spells ‘dildo’
If you swap the D in her name for an F it becomes a dog’s name
The Conservative Party are not averse to slipping their friends a bit of cash
Two plus two tends to equal four
Viruses, every now and then, mutate
“no one could have foreseen new variants emerging”
Dido Harding, Head of Track and Trace, 03/02/21
