If your uncle’s being annoying
Stick on mute
If your aunt is being cloying
Stick on mute
Yes if people are deploying
lots of words you’re not enjoying
and your balance they’re destroying
Stick on mute!
If your dad is being racist
Stick on mute
If your mum is being tasteless
Stick on mute
If your family is graceless
saying shit that has no basis
click the button so they’re faceless
and on mute!
If your colleagues are pernicious
Stick on mute
If your boss is truly vicious
Stick on mute
If your workmates seem suspicious
that you’ve left to do the dishes
Well let them sleep with the fishes
while on mute!
Yes if people aren’t your bag
Just stick on mute.
And if chatting makes you gag
Just stick on mute
If everything’s a drag
and you’d rather read a mag
or else go and smoke a fag
(or even have a shag...)
Stick on mute! Stick on mute! Stick on mute!
