RYANAIR

I’ll go head to head with a grizzly bear

I’ll dance around in my underwear

I’ll sit in an electric chair

But I’ll never, ever fly Ryanair

I’ll drink ten vodkas for a dare

I’ll face a dragon in her lair

I’ll pluck off all my pubic hair

But I’ll never, ever fly Ryanair

I’ll have an affair with a French au pair 

I’ll cross the road without due care

I’ll worship the devil and offer a prayer

But I’ll never, ever fly Ryanair

I’ll display my arse with great fanfare

I’ll download dubious software

I’ll choke to death on a prickly pear

But I’ll never, ever fly Ryanair

Yes they fill me with utmost disdain

I flew with them once but never again

There’s only pain, there is no gain

So I’ll never step foot

on a Ryanair plane.