Using this as a basis, Anthony Parker came up with the following ideas:
Dan Page didn't describe the virus itself, but used the kenning format to describe the role of the homeschooler:
The famous writer Tony Bradman came up with the following kennings to describe the virus:
Street-emptier,
Fear-builder,
Dream-stirrer,
weakness-seeker,
breath-killer..
If anyone else feels like giving this idea a go, I would be more than happy to add your ideas to this blog post. Get writing!
[update: 06/06/20: I am delighted to say that Twitter users @missszbutt1 and @HeadOnTheHill got in touch with a wonderful kenning poem written by students in their Year 6 class. Here it is!