The team that I support,
they never seem to win a match.
Our striker cannot score a goal.
Out keeper cannot catch.
Frustration, farce and failure
happens every single time.
Our manager’s a donkey.
It’s a dreadful pantomime.
The owner doesn’t care
because spectators always pay,
but I’m done with disappointment,
disaffection and dismay
so I’m tearing down my posters
and I’m ripping up my ticket.
My football days have been and gone.
I’m off to watch the cricket.
