Dominic Raabed us all the wrong way
Liz Trussed us up
Boris got out his Johnson
and Peter got a Bone
Patel did things that weren't Priti
Simon had no Hart
Therese spilt her Coffey
Liz Trussed us up
Boris got out his Johnson
and Peter got a Bone
Patel did things that weren't Priti
Simon had no Hart
Therese spilt her Coffey
whilst James didn't think too Cleverly
But I can't
just can't
think of any puns
relating to Chris Pincher...
But I can't
just can't
think of any puns
relating to Chris Pincher...
(Tory MP Chris Pincher, accused of multiple gropings)
