Truss or Sunak, Sunak or Truss
Shot from a cannon, or hit by a bus
A mug of bile, or a cup of sick
Smacked with a bat, or jabbed with a stick
Death by fire, or suffocation
Mauled by a Pitbull, or a hungry Alsatian
A lava jacuzzi, or an acid shower
Drowned in the sea, or pushed from a tower
Naked at work, or trapped in a drain
Jump off a bridge, or a moving train
A vest in the snow, or a scarf in the heat
Slapped with a fish, or a slab of meat
Impaled on a spike, or trampled by cows
Lashes cut off, or losing your brows
Internet down, or battery dead
Kicked in the crotch, or bashed on the head
Sharing a bath with a frisky BoJo,
or climbing a mountain in just a kimono
Pubic lice, or a cyst full of pus –
Truss or Sunak? Sunak or Truss?
