My neck has grown another head.
My tongue is turning green.
Fluorescent goo is oozing
from my liver and my spleen.
A horn has sprouted on my chest.
My feet have fallen off.
My nostrils let out noxious vapours
every time I cough.
My eyeballs have gone hairy
and my hair has all turned pink.
My legs are elongating
while arms begin to shrink.
I think I’ll need to go to bed.
My health has gone downhill.
You should have let me stay off school –
I told you I was ill.
