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Friday 16 April 2021

NEW POEM: 'DATA COLLECTION'

 DATA COLLECTION

Test it

Measure it

Calculate its length

Analyse it

Scrutinise it 

Quantify its strength

Log it

Clock it

Tabulate it too 

Theorise

Statisticise 

Explore it through and through

Poke it

Prod it 

Determine its dimensions 

Dissect it

Inspect it 

Pay it close attention

Starve it

Carve it

Stick it on a slab…


Four-year-old children

Don’t belong

In a lab.


(government plans to introduce tests for 4 year olds)