It’s football but not as we know it
It’s football crack out that champagne!
It’s football embroidered in gold leaf
It’s football that’s gone down the drain
It’s football reduced to a boardroom
It’s football without all the zing
It’s football with added prawn sandwich
It’s football but don’t mean a thing
It’s football with no relegation
It’s football but shorn of the pain
It’s football with nothing to lose, so
It’s football with nothing to gain
It’s football except that it’s worthless
It’s football except that it’s crap
It’s football without the tradition
It’s football watch out for that gap!
(English football clubs agree to join European 'Super League')
