He said he didn’t want it
when I offered it last week.
He claimed it was too evil
and he said I was a freak.
He called it ‘vile’ and ‘ghastly’
and he said it made him sick.
I tried to do a bargain
but it wouldn’t do the trick.
He said he wouldn’t touch it
with an elongated pole.
In spite of my persuasion
Satan wouldn’t buy my soul.
