Professional author and performance poet! Books published by Bloomsbury. Sharing my poetry, students' work, and miscellanea. Posts not always child friendly. Please also visit my main website: www.joshuaseigal.co.uk
Wednesday, 1 February 2023
Poems about COURAGE, from Kenilworth Primary, Herts
Monday, 30 January 2023
I received a letter from pupils at Pinewood School, Swindon
Dear [names removed] (and everyone else at Pinewood)
Thank you so much for the lovely letter I received recently. This is the only time students have ever written to me at my home address, and it was a fantastic surprise. You wrote your letter in wonderful handwriting; I hope you don’t mind that my response to you is typed. My handwriting is not very neat!
Firstly, I loved your wonderful poem about skiing. Well done! I have never been skiing. I don’t really like snow, so I don’t know if I ever will go.
You asked me a few interesting questions. Here are my answers:
I think I wrote my first ever poem when I was five or six. It was about otters, and it goes like this: ‘An otter had a long tail, and when I say long, I mean really long’. That’s it. It’s not very good. I was only five or six. If you go onto my website you can have a look at some of the work I did when I was in primary school. You can see how bad my spelling was.
I don’t remember the first poem I ever read. It was probably some kind of nursery rhyme. I remember that the first book of poetry I owned was a book called Don’t Put Mustard in the Custard by Michael Rosen. We had a tape cassette (do you know what those are??), and we used to listen to the poems in the car.
Apart from cats and dogs, my favourite animal is the lemur. They are gorgeous!! If I could have one wish, it would be for a pack of lemur to leap all over me.
Thank you so much, again, for your letter. It really made my day. And thank you to everyone at Pinewood for having me for a lovely virtual visit! If you want to read lots of free poems, please do take a look at my website www.joshuaseigal.co.uk
Tuesday, 24 January 2023
Amazing poems from Year 6, Great Paxton Primary School
Monday, 23 January 2023
THE BALLAD OF NADHIM ZAHAWI
There was a bald man named Nadhim
Whose wallet was full to the brim.
It wasn’t enough
He craved more of the stuff
But his taxes were looking quite grim.
“I know of a place in Gibraltar”
He uttered with never a falter.
He hoarded his cash
In a big hidden stash
As he bowed down at capital’s altar.
The taxman, he came and said “Oi!
I think that I know of your ploy!
You owe us a lot
So fork out what you’ve got –
We know that you’ve been a bad boy!”
Zahawi, he said he’d lacked care
But of wrongs he was quite unaware.
“I’m rich, with connections
So stop your objections.”
He opened his purse and said “There!”
So Zahawi will doubtless go free.
He’s posh and important you see.
The things that he does
Are permitted because
He is different to you and to me.
[important Tory Nadhim Zahawi plays fast and loose with his tax and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it, OK?]
Thursday, 12 January 2023
HOME
You can decorate the walls
and you can plump up the settee;
you can go into the yard
and cultivate an apple tree;
You can polish all the china;
you can lay a welcome mat,
but a home is not a home
without an itty kitty cat.
You can have a massive telly
and hang pictures left and right;
put keepsakes on the mantelpiece
in dappled candlelight;
you can hammer in a nail
for a place to hang your hat,
but a home is not a home
without an itty kitty cat.
You can get a fancy mansion
in a beautiful location;
procure a cosy cottage
with no semblance of privation;
you can buy a barge, or caravan,
but here’s the caveat;
a home is not a home
without an
itty
kitty
CAT!
(And a kitty can live
wherever you choose,
but will always prefer
to live in a mews…)






