Tuesday, 6 October 2026

Forgetty Lettie

She forgets where she’s going and where she’s gone

She forgets the words in her lexicon

She forgets to get a haircut at the hair salon

She’d forget her head if it weren’t screwed on


She forgets Travolta’s name is ‘John’

She forgets the shape of a pentagon

She forgets the mirepoix in the bouillon

She’d forget her head if it weren’t screwed on


She forgets the location of a liaison

She forgets the capital of Gabon

In a relay, she forgets to pass the baton

She’d forget her head if it weren’t screwed on


She forgets there are trees in the Amazon

She forgets her trainers for a marathon

The whole thing’s a phenomenon – 

She’d forget her head if it weren’t screwed on!


Joshua Seigal


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