My dog is very valiant,
adventurous and brave.
He’s climbed the highest mountain
and explored the darkest cave.
His appetite for escapades
is difficult to sate.
The lure of deadly enterprises
simply won’t abate.
My dog has battled dragons
and defeated evil beasts.
He’s turned the toughest creatures
into rich and tasty feasts.
The streets are always empty
when he’s out and on the prowl.
He’ll make you wet your underpants
with nothing but a growl.
My dog is temerarious
and brilliantly bold.
The level of his courage
is amazing to behold.
He’s mighty and he’s muscular
but here’s the caveat:
there’s just one thing that frightens him
and that thing is my cat.
