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Tuesday 6 September 2022

THINGS YOU MIGHT FIND AT THE PORK MARKET

Pigs that oink. Pigs that bleat. 

Pigs that lie. Pigs that cheat. 

Pigs with snouts in the trough.

Pigs with assets to sell off. 

Pigs that snaffle. Pigs that pander. 

Pigs that swindle and philander. 

Pigs dishonest. Pigs oblivious,

Pigs corrupt and ignominious.

Pigs that drool. Pigs that wallow. 

Pigs that lead. Pigs that follow.

Pigs that quaff. Pigs that snort. 

Pigs who should be sat in court.

Pigs intent to save their bacon. 

Pigs immoral, godforsaken. 

Pigs in mansions, not in sties.

Pigs in suits. Pigs in ties. 

Pigs with blonde, dishevilled wigs…

Basically, it's full of pigs.



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(new Prime Minister Liz Truss is notorious for her love of pork markets.)