NAUGHTY TORY - POEM FOR CHARLIE ELPHICKE

The country’s in a bloody mess

I’ll privatise the NHS

Then take a peek inside your dress

Cos I’m a Naughty Tory.

I’ll kick the scroungers to the curb

What’s wrong, my dear? You seem perturbed

Your cleavage does look quite superb!
Yes I’m a Naughty Tory.

I’ll lower taxes for my chums

Then toss the needy scraps and crumbs

And when I’m done I’ll pinch your bum

Cos I’m a Naughty Tory. 

“I’m quite the cad”, I’ll leer and quip

Now don’t you dare avoid my grip

See I’ve a governmental whip

WH-CHHHHHHH!

I’m such a Naughty Tory.

Conservative MP Charlie Elphicke has been accused of sexual assault, on one occasion chasing a young woman round the kitchen table whilst singing "I'm a naughty Tory"