Amazingly
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Artfully
Innovative
Astoundingly
Insightful
Awfully
Intricate
Ambitiously
Inventive
Absolutely
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Actually
Intelligent
Joshua Seigal
Professional author and performance poet! Books published by Bloomsbury. Sharing my poetry, students' work, and miscellanea. Posts not always child friendly. Please also visit my main website: www.joshuaseigal.co.uk
Amazingly
Incredible
Artfully
Innovative
Astoundingly
Insightful
Awfully
Intricate
Ambitiously
Inventive
Absolutely
Ingenious
Actually
Intelligent
Joshua Seigal
This Thursday is National Poetry Day, and this year's theme is Wonder.
I am proud to be an Official Ambassador for National Poetry Day and the Forward Prizes by Forward Arts Foundation, and here's what I've come to believe: poetry shouldn't live only in English lessons. It works best when it runs through the curriculum. Wonder isn't confined to one subject, and poems aren't either.Our teacher is now a computer.
The lesson goes straight to our brain,
transmitted from wire to neuron
like links in a silicon chain.
Our teacher is now an automaton.
The homework is marked by AI.
In fact we use AI to do it –
we’ve kissed human essence goodbye.
Our teacher is now in a tablet.
The tablet is now our new god.
They tell us that this is quite normal.
We know in our bones that it’s odd.
Our teacher is now an illusion.
We thought that we’d be overjoyed,
but somehow we find that we miss him –
our teacher is now unemployed.
Joshua Seigal
Last night I had a dream
about the school caretaker.
I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to him,
and I don’t even know his name.
But he was in my dream.
He was telling me
that he preferred coffee over tea.
Dreams can be like that –
completely random,
absolutely weird,
involving people and things
we rarely ever consider.
Which got me thinking:
how many dreams have I been in?
Who out there is dreaming of me?
Who has ever had a dream
In which I feature?
And you too –
who out there
has ever dreamt of you?
Definitely someone.
Probably lots of people.
Certainly people you wouldn’t expect.
Maybe even the school caretaker.
You see,
dreams can be like that.
Totally unpredictable.
Utter bizarre.
And sometimes involving armadillos.
Joshua Seigal
My mum wants to know why I’ve never
written a poem about her. She seems
upset. Is it because all I’ve handed down
to you is anxiety? she asks. No,
I reply, you were a wonderful mum. I think
back to the time in the old house when we
were little, when she set up a little table
in the garden, and she covered the table with
newspaper, and gave us paint and paper
to play with. She didn’t have to do this.
I’m painting an otter, I said, even though
the splodge on the page was nothing
resembling an otter. It’s the best otter
I’ve ever seen, my mum replied. And she put it
on the fridge, and it stayed there for years,
and she passed on so much more to me
than just anxiety – a mess can be
an otter; a wounded leopard, love.
Joshua Seigal
She snuggles with my sister
and she snuggles with my mum.
She scampers to my cousin
and she lets him rub her tum.
She snuggles with my brother
while he watches the TV –
but she never snuggles with me.
She snuggles with my classmates
when they come around to play.
She snuggles in the evening
and she snuggles in the day.
She snuggles with my father
while she wags her tail with glee –
but she never snuggles with me.
She snuggles all and sundry
yet for reasons I don’t know,
she will not let me pet her
so I’m sat here like a schmo.
No nuzzles, it’s a puzzle
why my love she cannot see.
She never snuggles with me.
Joshua Seigal
Throughout it all, I kept wondering how
she did it. The recalcitrant husband,
the avaricious lawyers – how did she
hold it all together? The full-time job,
the two kids to bring up – how did she
keep the plates spinning? I always imagined
the kids would be the worst of it; the need
to buttress two more lives against the weight
of all hers faced – a back breaking
harsh necessity. That was until I saw her
with them both in the restaurant, the ease
and art with which the light was flowing.
The kids are not the things that break
our backs – they are the only things,
throughout it all, that keep us going.
Joshua Seigal
She keeps it on top of the wardrobe,
but sometimes she gathers it down.
She says we can play so we caper all day
as we totter about in her gown.
And sometimes I let my mind wander –
the past and the future float free.
I think of my mum all those years ago,
and wonder what life holds for me.
Joshua Seigal
Grandpa David
He agrees to meet on Hampstead Heath –
a rainy Tuesday, the branches bare.
He unfurls his umbrella for us to share.
I become aware of the hip flask in his pocket,
the packet of fags lying close to his breast.
As we synchronise steps, he tells me
it wasn’t easy. None of it was easy –
letting his fiancée’s family believe he had
a degree; getting up every morning
and donning a suit, to pretend to my grandma
that he had a job. It wasn’t easy walking
the streets every day until the sun
went down, then returning to a woman
who he knew didn’t love him anyway.
Can you understand why I drink now?
Can you understand why I smoke?
Look, I’m sorry, he says – I’m touched that
your middle name is David. And I’m sorry
I died before you were born. Shaking
rain from brolly, taking fag from mouth,
we part ways by the gates at Kenwood House,
and glancing back – I couldn’t swear
but I think – he reaches for the hip flask
to have just the one more drink.
Joshua Seigal
Sending big love to all!
I reckon I’m a sea bird.
My mind just works that way.
I may have just convinced myself –
I’m gullible, some say.
My uncle’s a punk rocker.
He thrashes his guitar.
He shouts into the microphone.
We think he is a star.
He has a cool mohican
and an armful of tattoos.
He wears a leather jacket.
He don’t care about taboos.
My uncle’s got a gang of mates.
Some people find him frightful.
To us he is an idol.
We consider him delightful.
He may not have a ‘normal’ job
like doctor or attorney.
To others he’s a reprobate.
To us, he’s Uncle Ernie.
Joshua Seigal
and do you know what?
I was actually pretty good.
The vocabulary was nice and rich
and it scanned well too.
It was funny, and interesting
and it made me want to read further.
It contained a good mix
of similes, metaphors
and others kinds of figurative language.
It was fluent and slick
and I was sure
that if I put it in a book
the readers would enjoy it.
It was, in other words,
a highly serviceable poem.
Then I deleted it
and wrote this.
For our science project
we put a cup of milk
on the window sill.
Then we left it for a week.
We wanted to see
what would happen.
Part of me hoped something
miraculous would occur –
rainbows sprouting through
the roof, or satyrs singing
in majestic chorus, perhaps..
But deep down I knew
that it would turn yellow,
then go putrid, and stink,
until Miss Cartwright made us
throw it all away.
Joshua Seigal
These words are a gift
from my mind to yours.
It’s not perfect, of course –
my mind is a human mind
and these words might not
be exactly what your need
right now. But here they are.
Human to Human. Mind
to Mind. Take this gift,
and know that all your devices
might be faster, smarter,
more slick and to the point,
But they can’t gift you this love,
from my mind to yours.
Joshua Seigal