I found the singer
of my favourite punk band
on LinkedIn. Back in the day
he used to rant about capitalism
at sweaty live shows
the underground press
would frequently describe
as ‘incendiary’; these days
it appears he is a managing partner
at some company or other.
His shaggy mane is now replaced
with a slick hairdo that wouldn’t look
amiss on a footballer.
He’s also got three kids, apparently,
and lists cars and boats
as two of his main interests.
Whatever happened to the heroes?