AMBUSHED BY A CAKE

I was just getting on with my job, see,

and there seems to have been a mistake. 

I was doing my deed for the land that I lead, 

then – ambushed by a cake. 

I was hunkering down for the nation.

I knew there was plenty at stake. 

I couldn’t foresee what would happen to me, 

yes – ambushed by a cake.

I’ve spent billions on our defences

and weapons to make our foes quake. 

The provisions for this, well they’re somewhat 

amiss – ambushed by a cake.

But I guess you all knew when you voted

of the shambolic mess I would make.

Yes I’ve let you all down, but it’s only a clown

who gets ambushed by a CAKE!