You can’t trust a toddler not to make a mess
You can’t trust a Coke not to effervesce
You can’t trust a steak with a lioness
And you can’t trust the Tories with the NHS
You can’t trust Spurs not to cause you stress
You can’t trust a cheat in a game of chess
You can’t trust a Murdoch with a printing press
And you can’t trust the Tories with the NHS
You can’t trust Prince Harry in fancy dress
You can’t trust a stalker with your home address
You can’t trust a Johnson with faithfulness
And you can’t trust the Tories with the NHS
You can’t trust a corpse to convalesce
You can’t trust the bailiffs not to dispossess
Underfund and privatise? That’s my guess
Cos you can’t trust the Tories with the NHS
