FEED THYSELF
When hunkering down in your house
Just dine on some lobster and grouse
And if you’re unable
To stock up your table
I simply don’t care. I’m a louse.
TORY ADVICE
Avoid seeming stony and callous
Put sweetness of heart over malice
Just toddle down straight
To your wrought-iron gate
And throw crumbs to the plebs from your palace
