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Thursday, 3 September 2020


Your dad, your nan, the guy next door

The bloke who runs the local store

Your best mate’s wife from Ecuador

Everyone’s doing a podcast. 

Aspiring jokesters spouting crap

Nonentities who like to yap

The girl who’s on the till at Gap

Everyone’s doing a podcast.

There’s history, mystery, current affairs

There’s chattering, nattering, graces and airs

There’s jabbering, blabbering everywhere

Everyone’s doing a podcast.

It’s totally ridiculous 

Perhaps even iniquitous

These things are now ubiquitous

Everyone’s doing a podcast. 

Your aunt and uncle and their dog

All now in sodding dialogue

I can’t keep up, my ears are clogged

With all these bloody podcasts.