Your dad, your nan, the guy next door
The bloke who runs the local store
Your best mate’s wife from Ecuador —
Everyone’s doing a podcast.
Aspiring jokesters spouting crap
Nonentities who like to yap
The girl who’s on the till at Gap —
Everyone’s doing a podcast.
There’s history, mystery, current affairs
There’s chattering, nattering, graces and airs
There’s jabbering, blabbering everywhere —
Everyone’s doing a podcast.
It’s totally ridiculous
Perhaps even iniquitous
These things are now ubiquitous —
Everyone’s doing a podcast.
Your aunt and uncle and their dog
All now in sodding dialogue
I can’t keep up, my ears are clogged
With all these bloody podcasts.
