If I Was Prime Minister
If I
was Prime Minister
walks
would be compulsory –
at
least an hour a day.
If I
was Prime Minister
all we’d
ever do
is run
around and play.
If I
was Prime Minister
fetch
would be
our
national sport.
If I
was Prime Minister
question
time would be
very
short. (And loud.)
If I
was Prime Minister
I’d put
all criminals
on a
tight leash.
If I
was Prime Minister
I’d
growl a lot
and
bare my teeth.
If I
was Prime Minister
I’d be
big and bold
and
bad.
But will
I ever be
Prime
Minister?
You must
be BARKING mad.
I will
introduce a system called ‘No GCSEs’
I will
have every front door decorated with bluebells
I will
I will
vanish homework
I will
make people sell fruit smoothies
at the
end of each road
I will
Vote
for me and I will promise to you these things
Vote
for me and life will be so much easier
Vote
for me and I’ll find ways to improve society
for
everyone
I will
Everyone
has zeal
Everyone
has potential
So why
not me?
Why not
you?
Why not
try?
Not
trying to be quarrelsome
Just
trying to make a slight difference
And
also remember
That I
will.