Professional author and performance poet! Books published by Bloomsbury. Sharing my poetry, students' work, and miscellanea. Posts not always child friendly. Please also visit my main website: www.joshuaseigal.co.uk
Wednesday, 15 May 2024
Featured Author in Pen & Inc Magazine
a poem for Mental Health Awareness Week 2024
Walking
Go for a walk, they say.
Keep moving. Keep active.
The problem is
my mind is always moving;
my brain is always active.
I’m always walking inside my own head.
Step after step after step.
See,
maybe I need to slow down.
Maybe we need to stop walking.
Joshua Seigal
Saturday, 11 May 2024
All You Can Eat
I gobbled a pizza
and beans from a tin.
I slurped a rice pudding
and relished the skin.
I snaffled a sausage
with bacon and eggs.
I wolfed down a schnitzel
and ten chicken legs.
The size of the portions
adorning my plate
might cause you to wonder
if things will abate.
I feasted on pasta,
potatoes and peas.
I chomped on chorizo
and churros and cheese.
I then had some biscuits
and tea from a cup,
but I think it’s enough now –
I’m feeling fed up.
Joshua Seigal
Friday, 10 May 2024
Pretzel
Sometimes I sit
and I think that my mind
is a bit like a pretzel –
positive thoughts twisting
and turning to become negative
ones; each thought doubting
itself and all the others;
no ending or resolution, just round
and round in doughy loops...
At times like these,
the best thing to do?
Why not have a biscuit instead.
Joshua Seigal
Monday, 6 May 2024
Prisms
It takes a prism to see
that what you think of as white
is in fact a litany
of many different colours.
Things aren’t as they seem.
Of that we can be sure.
And so it is with people –
we can measure them, group them,
rank, sort and categorise them;
it takes a prism to see
the many colours shining
in each human heart.
Joshua Seigal
Saturday, 4 May 2024
Poems from Yr 5, South Hill Primary, Herts
Anfield
Where the atmosphere gets more red and red
The best players are under the spotlight
That’s Anfield
The Everton haters chant and sing YNWA
They will put in their heart and soul in every way
That’s Anfield
As everyone is shocked and surprised
The crowd suddenly begins to rise
That’s my home
Tenerife
The sun shines in my glistening blue eyes
I walk down the street seeing people in sunglasses
In Tenerife
I lick my vanilla ice cream
So slowly and oh so delightfully
In Tenerife
We pick a restaurant and have a delicious meal
I slurp my spaghetti noisily
In Tenerife
After we have eaten
We walk down the side of the beach
My flipflops clicking and clacking
In Tenerife
Turkey
Where the ice cream ripples down my hand
That’s Turkey
I dip my toes in the sand
That’s Turkey
There are lots of dogs that follow me
That’s Turkey
But here comes a bumble bee!
That’s Turkey
We watch a sunset before disco night
That’s Turkey
Nothing here could give me a fright
That’s Turkey
My Safe Place
The bed is soft like a cat’s fur
The books imagine they might fly
That’s my safe place
It’s relaxing when my brother isn’t there
It feel like there’s real-life toys
That’s my safe place
The night light is so colourful
The lego is so playful
That’s my safe place
Trampoline Park
Where the excitement appears
You are here!
The laughter and joy
You are here!
Jumping from a height that might be a fright
You are here!
Slurping a slushie red and blue
You are here!
Safety guards watching you
You are here!
Sweating now and then
You are here
At the Trampoline park!
Disneyland Paris
Where you ride on the rollercoasters
And stare at the Eiffel Tower
Where you lick a lolly
While riding on the merry-go-round
Where your mum never wants to go
On the rides with you
But you force her anyway
Now that’s my idea of fun
Where your parents say yes to everything
Where you can do whatever
Where you can eat Mickey Mouse pizza
Now that’s my idea of fun
Where there’s candyfloss galore
Where you can be as loud as you want
Where you meet your favourite characters
Now that’s Disneyland Paris!
Wednesday, 1 May 2024
Sick
The boiler’s broken down again
You’ve had a parking fine
The kids are playing up at school
You’ve spilt a glass of wine
You’ve had a scam on Instagram
Your neighbour is a prick
You’ve missed your latest deadline…
and the cat has just been sick.
The rent is going up again
The car insurance too
You've snagged your brand new jacket
And you think you have the flu
The boiler man has not shown up
(He said that he’d be quick)
You’ve tripped and hurt your ankle…
and the cat has just been sick.
You’re chasing up a payment
That’s gone missing in the post
The milk has just turned sour
And you’ve gone and burnt the toast
You’ve prayed to God to help you out
It hasn’t done the trick
You’re drowning in disorder…
and the cat has just been sick.
Joshua Seigal


