I gobbled a pizza
and beans from a tin.
I slurped a rice pudding
and relished the skin.
I snaffled a sausage
with bacon and eggs.
I wolfed down a schnitzel
and ten chicken legs.
The size of the portions
adorning my plate
might cause you to wonder
if things will abate.
I feasted on pasta,
potatoes and peas.
I chomped on chorizo
and churros and cheese.
I then had some biscuits
and tea from a cup,
but I think it’s enough now –
I’m feeling fed up.
Joshua Seigal
