Mars is made of marzipan
and Mercury from peas.
Venus is pure candyfloss,
and the Moon is made of cheese.
Saturn’s made of soft-boiled egg
and Jupiter from fleas.
Neptune is a ball of wool,
and the Moon is made of cheese.
Uranus is a giant splash
of lemon, freshly squeezed.
Pluto is a pickled plum,
and the Moon is made of cheese.
The Solar System’s super strange
and everyone agrees
the Earth is made of crackers,
and the Moon is made of cheese.
Joshua Seigal
