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Sunday 11 August 2024

A Terrible Poem for a Terrible Person

Massive rockets

Super cars 

Ego stretching 

To the stars 

Bloviates

From dawn til dusk

Ladies and gentlemen – 

Elon Musk 


Ruined Twitter

Spews his bile 

Face looks wonky

Views are vile 

Like a toddler

With a rusk

Ladies and gentlemen – 

Elon Musk


Loads of kids

And loads of money

Thinks he’s clever

Thinks he’s funny

I’d like to slap him

With a cusk*

Ladies and gentlemen – 

Elon Musk


Simps for Trump

And JD Vance

Tiny willy

In his pants

Heart of stone

And skull a husk 

Ladies and gentlemen – 

Elon Musk


*a type of fish