Thursday 18 April 2024

Honest Jack

Jack Sheppard (1702-1724), AKA Honest Jack, was a notorious English thief. He is famous in folklore for escaping from prison on numerous occasions. Using this fact, I thought I would come up with a limerick poem to commemorate his escapades:

HONEST JACK


Jack Sheppard was locked in a cell.

His mind, cogitating, did dwell

on making a break,

so a rope he did take

and he clambered away down the side of the prison wall. 


Jack Sheppard was banged up once more.

He sliced through his bars with a saw. 

Leaping over the gate

and defying his fate, 

he promptly absconded for a second time.


Jack Sheppard, imprisoned anew,

was certain of what he should do.

Distracting the guard,

he crept into the yard

and he sauntered out of the jail, dressed in women’s clothing.


When faced with unwanted restriction,

Jack always escapes this affliction.

You can cuff him, detain him, 

confine and constrain him,

but he’ll always break loose of whatever limitations you put upon his freedom.


Joshua Seigal