Hancock’s in the jungle.
The lions gather round.
They’ll soon be pouncing hungrily
and chaos will abound.
Hancock’s in the jungle,
with maggots for his tea.
He’ll sleep in leaves and mud
and defecate beneath a tree.
Hancock’s in the jungle.
It’s really getting wild.
With bats and bugs and centipedes
let’s prey he gets defiled.
Hancock’s in the jungle,
and things are getting grimy
but compared to Matty H
there’s nothing else that’s quite as slimy.
Yes Hancock’s in the jungle,
with spiders on his skin.
Let’s hope that he gets messed up
like the mess he left us in.
[Secretary of State for Covid Incompetence, Matt Hancock, Joins reality TV Show]
