You wouldn’t squash an elephant
or trample on a dog.
You wouldn’t biff a buffalo
or pull apart a hog.
You wouldn’t mash a marmoset
or mangle a koala.
You wouldn’t pulp a panda
or extinguish an impala.
You wouldn’t crush a crocodile
or maim a chimpanzee.
You wouldn’t macerate a moose
or mush a manatee.
You wouldn’t pulp a porcupine
or step on a baboon.
You wouldn’t mutilate a duck
or wreck a poor raccoon.
You wouldn’t do these nasty things,
so sometime tell me why
some people think it’s quite OK
to squish a little fly...
