Boltin’ Bishop
I’m zipping from the altar.
Yes I’m nipping down the street.
I’m whipping up a frenzy
and I’m generating heat.
I’m fleeing fast from Satan
and I’m zooming to the light.
My pedal pushing power
sends me off into the night.
The angels blare their trumpets
and the cherubs beam and sing;
I hurtle down the highway
with a super zappy zing.
I gotta make my Exodus.
This Act’s my occupation.
The Judges have my Numbers
but I’m quite the Revelation…
(Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby,
was fined for speeding in May 2023.)
