A debate is currently raging on Twitter about our National Anthem. I think it's something to do with Last Night of the Proms, and people are weighing in on all sides. For my part, I've always hated our anthem. I find it anachronistic and turgid. With this in mind I have decided to rewrite the first verse in order to reflect something that really matters - the threat faced by the live comedy industry in the wake of the pandemic. I only did the first verse because no one knows or cares about any of the other verses. Here goes.
God save our comedy
Long live our artistry
God save our laughs
Give it some finances
Give it some life chances
In this sad circumstance
God
Save
Our
Laughs
#SaveLiveComedy
