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Friday, 14 December 2018


There is squawking, there is squalling
and a lot of caterwauling.
There is bellowing and bawling
and it’s driving me insane.

There is shouting, there is shrieking
and a lot of rowdy squeaking
and it sounds like someone freaking
out in catastrophic pain.

There is screaming, there is crying
and it sounds like someone’s dying.
There is growling, there is sighing
and it’s gone on for an hour.

It’s a racket like no other
but don’t worry, you’ll discover
that it’s just my silly brother
and he’s singing in the shower.