I’ve got all this mud on my trousers
from when I did a sliding tackle in the field
at breaktime. Sam said it was a foul
and James sent me off. Who even allowed
James to be ref anyway? You can’t be ref
and play in the match, that makes no sense.
The score ended up 7-5, but we’ll carry on
the game at lunch. And I’ve got this scab
which is really annoying. I really don’t understand
the maths homework but I don’t want to ask Mum
for help again, she might think I’m stupid.
If she doesn’t already. Yesterday we went
on a trip to the zoo. I’ve been there millions
of times before so it wasn’t that interesting.
Apart from the lemurs, I always like looking
at the lemurs. I think all the lemurs at the zoo
are female. Or male. I can’t remember. Anyway,
this mud on my trousers is really annoying,
and the scab is starting to bleed from where
I’ve been picking it. Joel catches my eye
and gives a smirk. Who is this idiot in front of us?
He seems like he thinks he’s funny.
Some kind of comedian. I Don’t Like Poetry?
Yeah, you’re right, dude. I don’t.
Joshua Seigal