I’d lick the slime from a garden slug,
approach a bear for a cosy hug,
fight a weapon-wielding thug,
but I won’t drink my coffee
from an Arsenal mug.
I’d step bare-footed on a plug,
inhale the fluff from the living room rug,
take a diuretic drug
but I won’t drink my coffee
from an Arsenal mug.
I’d share my bathtub with a pug,
yes set me a challenge and I’m feeling smug,
there isn’t much that I wouldn’t chug
but I WON’T drink my coffee
from an Arsenal mug!
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| AAARRRGGGGHHHHH! |
