O, spare a thought for Laurence Fox!
His drama days are on the rocks.
Once on the boards this thesp did tread
But now he acts the prick instead.
O, spare a thought for Foxy Loz!
He will not isolate because
He values liberty, you see.
Unless you want to take the knee.
O, spare a thought for Laurence Fox!
Won’t get the jab, would rather pox.
He got divorced, which hit him hard
His ego’s lying bruised and charred.
Yes, spare a thought for little Lorro
Won’t wear a mask, won’t be like Zorro.
But fear not, since on the whole
No mask could hide his putrid soul.
