My dad is
a MANIMAL.
In the
morning he WOLFS down his breakfast.
I try to MONKEY around with him
but he
says he can’t BEAR it.
Sometimes
he even goes APE
and tells
me to stop RABBITING on
and BADGERING him.
Then he BATS me away
and SWANS off to work,
where he TOADIES around
and FISHES for money.
In the
evening he PIGS out
and watches the CRICKET.
[optional adult ending]... Then he
goes DOGGING.
