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Monday, 15 May 2017

MANIMAL - new poem

My dad is a MANIMAL.
In the morning he WOLFS down his breakfast.
I try to MONKEY around with him
but he says he can’t BEAR it.
Sometimes he even goes APE
and tells me to stop RABBITING on
and BADGERING him.
Then he BATS me away
and SWANS off to work,
where he TOADIES around
and FISHES for money.
In the evening he PIGS out
and watches the CRICKET.

[optional adult ending]... Then he goes DOGGING

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