(Tories face betting scandals, June 2024)
Did they ruin the nation? YOU BET!
Was there huge devastation? YOU BET!
Did they cause conflagration
And lethal mutation
Throughout their duration? YOU BET!
Did they lie, cheat and steal? YOU BET!
Was their rule an ordeal? YOU BET!
Did their tenure reveal
A sleaze so unreal
We’ll reject them with zeal? YOU BET!
Are they on their way out? YOU BET!
Have they lost all their clout? YOU BET!
Will it soon come about
That they’re facing a rout?
Let us all give a shout of YOU BET!
Joshua Seigal
