THOSE REFORM UK CANDIDATES IN FULL
A is for Andy who once kicked a dog
B is for Brenda, a true demagogue
C is for Charlie who liked racist tweets
D is for Dave, spreading hate in the streets
E is for Ethel who praised the SS
F is for Fred, in blackface fancy dress
G is for George, saying ‘Hitler was right’
H is for Herbert who isn’t that bright
I is for Ian, who once smacked a kitten
J is for Jack – you should see what he’s written!
K is for Kate, who blames boats for her woes
L is for Liam in Sieg Heil pose
M is for Martin who hates immigration
N is for Norman who fights for his nation
O is for Oliver, red in the face
P is for Polly who’s saving her race
Q is for Quentin who screamed ‘Communist!’
R is for Robbie who always seems pissed
S is for Simon who once slapped a sheep
T is for Tom, cursing Blacks in his sleep
U is for Ursula, reading the Mail
V is for Vince, shouting ‘Throw them in jail!’
W is Wally, who once punched a moose
X is a bloke shouting ‘Bring back the noose!’
Y is Yvonne, drowning cats in a lake
Z is for Zainab who joined by mistake
Joshua Seigal
