My fur is the softest.
My hooves are the best.
My horns are amazing –
they beat all the rest.
My beard is the longest.
I eat the most hay.
My tail is the swishiest –
that’s what they say.
I’m simply amazing.
I don’t mean to gloat.
I’m the king of the farmyard –
they call me the GOAT.
Joshua Seigal