I’m zippy, zappy, zany
and I rather like
to fool around;
I’m humorous and wacky
so just come and watch
my wit abound;
I’m daft, demented, dotty
and I’ll always have
a trick or two –
a rabbit in a hat, perhaps,
or I’ll produce
a joke for you;
it’s true so people can't abide
the fact that I’m
a merry-maker,
but I reckon it’s a HOOT
to have a job
as undertaker.
