Eton have put in an order.
They require a cabin or two.
They can’t do their Latin
unless they are sat in
a hut, with a draught blowing through.
Eton have put in an order.
The cloisters, they’re just not enough.
To bone up on Greek
and the knowledge they seek
they need something a little more rough.
Eton have put in an order.
Apparently pupils learn best
when they’re cooped like a hen
in a little tin pen
while they’re doing their algebra test.
Yes, Eton have put in an order,
since producing the minds of the nation
is not about dosh;
they need nothing that’s posh –
it just calls for some cool corrugation.
[Education Secretary Gillian Keegan opines that some children like learning in portacabins, after being forced to used them because of crumbling schools]
